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Craving variety, adventure, and surprise in your meals? The Slanker Mystery Box delivers approximately 15 lbs of hand-selected mystery meats straight from our store — no two boxes are ever the same.
Each box is carefully packed with premium cuts and specialty items we’re excited about right now. It’s the perfect way to discover new favorites, break out of food ruts, and experience the full range of what our ranch has to offer.
What might be inside?
Grass-Fed Beef
Grass-Fed Lamb
Grass-Fed Water Buffalo
Omega-3 Pork
Omega-3 Chicken
Wild-Caught Seafood
And other surprise Slanker ranch unique products!
Whether you’re an adventurous eater or just want something different every time, this box brings excitement back to mealtime — and always delivers incredible value.
Items vary by box. Contents are a surprise — that’s part of the fun.
Free shipping and handling on orders of 18 lbs or more.
Stock-up savings: save 3% at 40 lbs, 5% at 60 lbs, 8% at 80 lbs, and 12% at 120 lbs.
Your order is vacuum sealed, packed with dry ice, and shipped frozen to your door. Orders of 18 lbs or more qualify for free shipping and handling.
Build a freezer that is ready for weeknight dinners, cookouts, meal prep, and last-minute family meals. Larger orders unlock better savings.
Slanker Ranch focuses on clean, nutrient-dense meats with straightforward sourcing, practical value, and flavor your family can feel good about serving.
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