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A mystery box of meat
Image telling about Slankers promise, That Slankers ensures fresh quality meat in every cut and slice
A mystery box of meat
Image telling about Slankers promise, That Slankers ensures fresh quality meat in every cut and slice

Slanker Mystery Box

$235.00

Priced by average product weight, so you know what to expect before checkout.

Craving variety, adventure, and surprise in your meals? The Slanker Mystery Box delivers approximately 15 lbs of hand-selected mystery meats straight from our store — no two boxes are ever the same.

Each box is carefully packed with premium cuts and specialty items we’re excited about right now. It’s the perfect way to discover new favorites, break out of food ruts, and experience the full range of what our ranch has to offer.

What might be inside?
Grass-Fed Beef
Grass-Fed Lamb
Grass-Fed Water Buffalo
Omega-3 Pork
Omega-3 Chicken
Wild-Caught Seafood
And other surprise Slanker ranch unique products!

Whether you’re an adventurous eater or just want something different every time, this box brings excitement back to mealtime — and always delivers incredible value.

Items vary by box. Contents are a surprise — that’s part of the fun.

Free shipping and handling on orders of 18 lbs or more.

Stock-up savings: save 3% at 40 lbs, 5% at 60 lbs, 8% at 80 lbs, and 12% at 120 lbs.

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How it ships

Your order is vacuum sealed, packed with dry ice, and shipped frozen to your door. Orders of 18 lbs or more qualify for free shipping and handling.

Why families stock up

Build a freezer that is ready for weeknight dinners, cookouts, meal prep, and last-minute family meals. Larger orders unlock better savings.

Quality you can trust

Slanker Ranch focuses on clean, nutrient-dense meats with straightforward sourcing, practical value, and flavor your family can feel good about serving.

Shipped frozen to your door. Free shipping and handling on 18+ lbs. Stock up at 40, 60, 80, or 120 lbs for extra savings.
Slanker Mystery Box
$235.00
A mystery box of meat
Image telling about Slankers promise, That Slankers ensures fresh quality meat in every cut and slice

Why customers come back

Carmen A.

This is the one and only grass fed meat that makes it in my kitchen. I like to support a small local farm and this is the one - out of the few that I tried -which in my opinion has the most quality meat, above par customer service, and weekly specials that make it more affordable in our inflationary policy system.

Ann A.

I order from Slanker Texas Grass Fed meat because there is nothing in the local grocery stores, including "health food" specialty shops, to equal the quality.

Christian R.

The customer service was exceptional as my first 2 orders came to me exactly as promised and my family enjoyed the flavorful meat much more than the grain fed feedlot meat you get at the supermarket.

James D.

My wife started looking for local sources of grass fed beef, and when we found Slanker's, we took a trip up to Paris to visit the farm with our kids two years ago. They were very helpful, had the order ready, and we bought a month's worth of food.
The prices are better than Whole Foods, and the food is closer to the source.

Carmen A.

This is the one and only grass fed meat that makes it in my kitchen. I like to support a small local farm and this is the one - out of the few that I tried -which in my opinion has the most quality meat, above par customer service, and weekly specials that make it more affordable in our inflationary policy system.

Ann A.

I order from Slanker Texas Grass Fed meat because there is nothing in the local grocery stores, including "health food" specialty shops, to equal the quality.

Christian R.

The customer service was exceptional as my first 2 orders came to me exactly as promised and my family enjoyed the flavorful meat much more than the grain fed feedlot meat you get at the supermarket.

James D.

My wife started looking for local sources of grass fed beef, and when we found Slanker's, we took a trip up to Paris to visit the farm with our kids two years ago. They were very helpful, had the order ready, and we bought a month's worth of food.
The prices are better than Whole Foods, and the food is closer to the source.

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A mystery box of meat
Image telling about Slankers promise, That Slankers ensures fresh quality meat in every cut and slice